US Embassy: http://iraq.usembassy.gov/iraq/jobs.html
US Embassy: Mostly just English, Arabic always a plus.
Brad and Angie: At least bilingual, child’s native language and English.
US Embassy: Varies, Most positions require a certain amount of work experience.
Brad and Angie: College degree in either education or child development.
US Embassy: Iraq only.
Brad and Angie: Must travel between Hollywood, New Orleans, France.
US Embassy: Varies; sample: Budget Analyst, $29,900 plus 50% for Unique Work Conditions bonus.
For Iraqis, note that salary can vary significantly based on whether you are ordinarily resident in Iraq or not. For example, for a Property Clerk, ordinarily resident salary is $18,782, while for an Iraqi who does not ordinarily reside in Iraq, it is $35,753.
Brad and Angie: Between $50,000 and $150,000 on a sliding scale to start.
Chance of Physical Encounter with Angie
US Embassy: May visit some refugee project; Iraq, however, does not allow foreigners to adopt.
Brad and Angie: Possible when Brad is out of town. Large chance of sympathy f*ck from visiting Jennifer Aniston.
US Embassy: May be blown up. Possible PTSD.
Brad and Angie: Possible PTSD seeing Angie without makeup.
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