Jobs: US Embassy Baghdad v. Brad and Angelina’s Nanny

April 21, 2011

Tags: Angelina Jolie, Baghdad, Brad, jobs, Public Service
Posted in: Embassy/State

Details

US Embassy: http://iraq.usembassy.gov/iraq/jobs.html

Brad and Angie: http://www.popeater.com/2011/04/19/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-nanny/?a_dgi=aolshare_facebook

Languages

US Embassy: Mostly just English, Arabic always a plus.

Brad and Angie: At least bilingual, child’s native language and English.

Education

US Embassy: Varies, Most positions require a certain amount of work experience.

Brad and Angie: College degree in either education or child development.

Location

US Embassy: Iraq only.

Brad and Angie: Must travel between Hollywood, New Orleans, France.

Compensation

US Embassy: Varies; sample: Budget Analyst, $29,900 plus 50% for Unique Work Conditions bonus.

For Iraqis, note that salary can vary significantly based on whether you are ordinarily resident in Iraq or not. For example, for a Property Clerk, ordinarily resident salary is $18,782, while for an Iraqi who does not ordinarily reside in Iraq, it is $35,753.

Brad and Angie: Between $50,000 and $150,000 on a sliding scale to start.

Chance of Physical Encounter with Angie

US Embassy: May visit some refugee project; Iraq, however, does not allow foreigners to adopt.

Brad and Angie: Possible when Brad is out of town. Large chance of sympathy f*ck from visiting Jennifer Aniston.

Special Conditions

US Embassy: May be blown up. Possible PTSD.

Brad and Angie: Possible PTSD seeing Angie without makeup.

 

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