• Home
  • Author
  • Reviews
  • Hooper’s War
  • Tom Joad
  • We Meant Well
  • Visuals
  • Contact
  • BREAKING: BoA Mortgage Broker Seeks Asylum at my House

    May 3, 2012

    Tags: Chen, China, Debt, Koh
    Posted in: Embassy/State


    BREAKING NEWS – My Bank of America mortgage broker, who is blind and thus in charge of assessing properties for the Bank, sought asylum in my home. He told me he fears persecution, imprisonment and even physical beating if I return him to the Bank.

    The Bank of America, meanwhile, who holds my mortgage, told me to turn him over, so I had to. I’ll spend the rest of the news cycle trying to make this seem better than it actually is. Being in debt sure cuts back on your options.


    P.S. The man on the far left of the photo is State Department Legal Adviser Harold Koh. Dude, the 1970’s called and wants its hair style back. The other guy holding Chen’s hand is US Ambassador Gary Locke. No one knows why Koh and Locke decided to wear matching ties for this event, but it appears to be the only aspect of the fiasco that the State Department properly coordinated.

    Also, activists in Bahrain, Saudi and other countries the US has to suck up to, you’re also on your own.



    Related Articles:

    • China Policy: Trump vs. Biden
    • Did You Notice the Trump Doctrine?
    • Requiem for the U.S. Department of State, Part II of II
    • Requiem for the U.S. Department of State, Part I of II
    • Looking for Jim Jones Amid COVID-19
    • Memories of Baghdad
    • We Meant Well in Afghanistan




    Copyright © 2020. All rights reserved. The views expressed here are solely those of the author(s) in their private capacity.

  • Recent Comments

    • Mary said...

      1

      Thanks for the laugh about the hair.

      05/4/12 1:52 AM | Comment Link

    • Meloveconsullongtime said...

      2

      http://underthejacaranda.wordpress.com/2012/05/03/dumbest-f-ing-us-secretary-of-state-in-history/

      05/4/12 7:01 AM | Comment Link

    • Meloveconsullongtime said...

      3

      http://underthejacaranda.wordpress.com/2012/05/04/more-from-the-dumbest-f-ing-secretary-of-state-in-history/

      05/4/12 7:19 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

      4

      ‘None so blind as those that won’t see.’‥A single effort of the will was sufficient to exclude from his view whatever he judged hostile to his immediate purpose.

      Hey, Taiwan, you’re next.

      05/4/12 11:05 AM | Comment Link

    • Meloveconsullongtime said...

      5

      “To get the man’s (or woman’s) soul and give him nothing in return”

      – CS Lewis, “The Screwtape Letters”, describing what Satan loves best.

      05/4/12 2:10 PM | Comment Link

    Leave A Comment

    Mail (will not be published) (required)

Buy Peter’s Books on Amazon!


We Meant Well


Hooper's War



Recent Posts

  • No Nuclear Iran; Try Again with the Accord
  • Jeffersonian or Springsteenian Democracy?
  • Incitement is the New Terrorism
  • Failing to Make Sense of COVIDiocy
  • Social Media’s Threat to Free Speech is Real