• Too Hilarious: Susan Rice Decries Torture (except by the U.S.)

    June 27, 2013

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    Posted in: Democracy

    Where, oh where to begin?

    America’s would-be Secretary of State, Obama confidante and rumored former lover, and our next National Security Advisor, has the temerity to actually ask anyone to commit to ending torture? This is hilarious. Rice, and the people she works with, have fully abandoned reality and now just say whatever the hell suits the moment, confidant no one will even bother to remember what they said yesterday, especially America’s somnolent “journalists.”

    Ho, ho, now the U.S. wants to criticize (other) people who commit torture, sure, why not put that out there? It’s what, the International Day for Victims of Torture? Maybe to celebrate the U.S. will force two cans of Ensure down the throats of those held indefinitely in Guantanamo. I hope to hell someone told the men waterboarded and otherwise brutalized by the United States that today’s their special day! Hey, the U.S. even let Bradley Manning wear clothes and eat dog food as a special treat!

    Susan should read this formerly Top Secret CIA document explaining torture techniques, and noting the many “exceptions” field officers took– threatening with a power drill, claiming they would rape the prisoner’s female relatives in front of him, stating they would find and kill a prisoner’s children and so forth. One prisoner was waterboarded 82 times. Sleep deprivation was “limited” to only 11 days.

    Susan might also wish to review the photos from Abu Ghraib to see what Americans did.

    I strongly encourage everyone to get on The Twitter, find @AmbassadorRice, and send her a REPLY with your thoughts. Your comments, if read by anyone other than the NSA, will be read by one of Rice’s staffers, not the Evil Queen herself of course. While Rice’s pact with Satan is already written in blood, your remarks may free one of her staffers from bondage. Save a life, send a Tweet.

    Susan Rice, you disgust decent people.

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  • Recent Comments

    • Rich Bauer said...



      Come on, admit it, you’ve had a hard-on for “Spo” since she rejected you for Barry.

      Speaking of “hard-on,” Spo rejected the Great Libyan Dick –

      “Rice’s claims of Gaddafi’s atrocities included the issuance of Viagra to loyalists in order to further terrorize the population with sexual violence.”

      Torture with a “dead weapon.”

      06/27/13 11:32 AM | Comment Link

    • wemeantwell said...


      C’mon, everybody knows I dumped her first…

      06/27/13 1:01 PM | Comment Link

    • meloveconsullongtime said...


      There’s other fish in the sea:

      “…something changed for Smoove. He has found a purpose. A new desire.

      I will make Michelle Obama my woman, body and soul.

      …A woman of this caliber is like a rare, black diamond, which must be chipped away and buffed by a master craftsman for months before it can finally be mounted.”


      06/27/13 1:15 PM | Comment Link

    • Lisa said...


      Rice’s exhortation is bilious, Peter, but it’s just right for the course.

      I felt the same disgust when Hillary as Secretary of State would declaim against … well, really anything, considering her level of disingenuity.

      06/27/13 3:33 PM | Comment Link

    • pitchfork said...


      Susan Rice said:
      quote”On Intl Day for Victims of Torture, let’s recommit ourselves to ending torture the world over and supporting it’s victims. Each one is too many.”unquote

      geeezusH..that’s it… numero uno in the annals of GREAT MOMENTS IN MONUMENTAL USG

      Well..in that case Susan, when do the War Crime tribunals start? I want a front row seat. And while your at it, give your sweetie this message for me..

      Dear Murderer in Chief. When you elected to give Bush & Co. a free get out of jail card by looking forward, not backward, you became a criminal yourself.
      First, you “impeded justice”. Second, you committed Misprison of Felony, which is a felony itself. Third, when you escalated the Drone attacks on innocent human beings, you committed War Crimes. Now, turn yourself in to the U.N. Special Rapporteur and confess and they may not hang your ass, or EVENTUALLY, you’ll be hunted down like Hitler.
      your pal

      06/27/13 7:50 PM | Comment Link

    • pitchfork said...


      ps..PVB said
      quote:”Susan Rice, you disgust decent people.”unquote

      what a massive understatement..she makes me puke. Of course..I’m not decent. I’m just human..vs this creepy cockroach.

      06/27/13 7:54 PM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...


      The British use “stuffy” instead of hard on. But I want to send a special message to MLCLT,
      Jesus hardly suffered as much as we mortals can suffer.
      As a gay Messiah he had no wife nor children. Many male homo sapiens can lose spouse and children. That loss intensity was never experienced by the gay Jesus.

      06/27/13 10:21 PM | Comment Link

    • meloveconsullongtime said...


      John Poole:

      Your above, totally irrelevant message to me stinks of the shitty spirit of murder.

      You hate Christians and you want to murder us.

      Guess what: No we’re not going to bend over and let you shove us into gas chambers. And if your implied threat to me is personal, then you’ll have some personal consequences.

      06/28/13 4:15 AM | Comment Link

    • meloveconsullongtime said...


      Come to think of it, I’m going to treat John Poole’s above message to me as an implied threat from him that he’s going to murder my daughter. I shall act accordingly.

      06/28/13 4:26 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...


      Spo’s double dribble: Spo was very outspoken about the need to fire a UN worker for having the gall to suggest blowback in America’s foreign misadventures was a factor in terrorist attacks such as Boston. Of course, her position fits perfectly with her lies about the events of Benghazi.

      06/28/13 12:12 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...


      Spo’s promotion will allow her access to Barry at all hours. Now, that’s a happy ending -http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/27/china-happy-endings-legal_n_3512037.html

      06/28/13 12:30 PM | Comment Link

    • kyzl orda said...


      Gotta love how such bureaucrats (mis)use their position to advocate getting rid of people, if they dont agree with their views. So much for free speech. It’s enough to say – pardon, but your obsession with lack of control is showing

      06/28/13 1:35 PM | Comment Link

    • pitchfork said...


      wemeantwell said…

      “C’mon, everybody knows I dumped her first…”unquote

      Wow! Well, with all due respect PVB… you didn’t dig the hole deep enough. Although, I bet she had to use a shitload of acetone to clean that Tar off.


      06/28/13 3:12 PM | Comment Link

    • pitchfork said...


      Hey Peter…

      quote:”@AmbassadorRice:This really is too funny. Let’s you and I try some waterboarding together and see if that’s torture, OK?”unquote



      waterboarding together..

      yea, I bet she’d choke before you even poured the water.

      06/29/13 2:13 PM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...


      MLCLT As a non believer (Obama defined me) I am no physical threat to anyone.
      State Department employees say that most responders to WMW remind them of the Twelve Monkey types. I blame that on your rants and refusal to admit you got played by some Russian babe. Get over that and you’re on the road to recovery.

      06/29/13 4:01 PM | Comment Link

    • meloveconsullongtime said...


      John Poole wrote:

      MLCLT As a non believer (Obama defined me) I am no physical threat to anyone”

      That’s around a ten percent relief to me. Meanwhile what I still find very creepy and personally menacing is your irrelevant message to me about “Gay Jesus” combined with some words about dead children. Come on, get real and please have a bit more personal discipline, as I tell you:

      Provoactive personal messages to a publicly professed Catholic (me), equating Jesus with sodomy and then also mentioning the deaths of children in the same message, are personally menacing at face value. So, John Poole, please knock it off.

      And as for this extra bit you wrote:

      “State Department employees say that most responders to WMW remind them of the Twelve Monkey types. I blame that on your rants”…

      …I take that as a compliment! I shall rant more!

      06/29/13 7:20 PM | Comment Link

    • Peeter Joot said...


      Very apt post, with one exception. Your inclusion of the “rumored former lover” statement, introduces an aspect of tabloid quality into the post, and weakens your point considerably.

      06/30/13 6:44 PM | Comment Link

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