Since the government is shut down and thus there is no news to report except that the government is shut down, we’ll have to reach into the memory hole for something to talk about today. Ah, here’s one…
The House Appropriations Committee approved on July 24 an $8 billion cut for 2014 in the roughly $50 billion current international affairs (State and USAID) budget. That same day, the House authorized only a $5 billion reduction in the defense budget of over $600 billion.
The Department of State did not sit ideally by.
The employee association (AFSA for you State people still paying dues to them for this garbage) commissioned a guy who had already written a happy-talk book about State (“America’s Other Army,” give us a break) to interview all of 28 Congressional staffers about their attitudes toward Mother State. The author concluded: “an overwhelming majority (82%) described their experience with the Foreign Service and Department of State as ‘mostly positive.’ Respondents view Foreign Service members as dedicated, intelligent and patriotic public servants who make significant sacrifices…” Awesome. Sounds like an ad on Match.com
The author of the survey then went on ForeignPolicy.com to write a journalist-like article about his own work. Maybe Foreign Policy will next allow authors to review their own books? Sign me up, and hey, good luck with that paywall Foreign Policy.
About that Survey
That anyone at State paid for a survey that reached only 28 staffers out of the thousands on the Hill is in itself hilarious. There are approximately 11,692 personal staff, 2,492 committee staff, 274 leadership staff, 5,034 institutional staff, and 3,500 GAO employees, 747 CRS employees, and 232 CBO employees on the Hill. So basing anything on only 28 interviews is enough to make one wonder what FP.com’s journalistic standards are. Very sad.
Oh yes– the 28 were selected by the author himself, not randomly. About the only bone he throws is that they were half Democrat and half Republican, which itself makes no sense given the variation even within parties.
Here’s a taste if you don’t have the stomach to read the whole thing: One of the survey’s findings is supposedly that Congressional staffers feel that “Content about diplomacy and the Foreign Service should be included in the middle school and high school curriculum.” Sure, sure, squeeze that in between gym and drivers ed.
Congress Knows
The author’s broader argument, that basically Congress does not know what State does and thus undervalues, is funnier than his grasp of statistical methods.
Congress knows; they just think State does not do much of importance. Members and their staff travel regularly abroad, where they see State Department diplomats act as their tour guides and bag carriers. As a young diplomat in London, I was assigned to accompany so many Congressional spouses on shopping trips masquerading as official business that my colleagues called me “Ambassador to Harrod’s Department Store.” Meanwhile, a well-briefed Defense Congressional liaison sits on the gratis military-rpovided plane for every overseas Congressional visit as a respected peer, with hours in the air to score talking points. State handles the luggage on the ground as the Defense Liaison boards the limo to the hotel. Congress knows.
When Committees ask for quick answers from State, they get delays followed by verbatim content-free responses. Subpoenas had to be issued to get State people up to the Hill on Benghazi, and even the Secretary of State had a cascading series of “reasons” not to testify until her last days in office.
So Congress knows.
On the Hill
I worked as one (in 2006) of only two State Department Congressional liaisons to assist all members of both the House and Senate. State was the last Cabinet-level agency to open a liaison office on the Hill, and only then in 2001 (by contrast, the military has had people on the Hill since the early part of the 20th century.) We were the only Cabinet-level liaison office without a dedicated web site. I was not even issued a cell phone and was not given a Blackberry to respond to emails outside the office; staffers just left voice messages for me to pick up Monday morning if I was in the office.
We never gave briefings. State did not pay into a collective fund and so we could not reserve rooms ourselves for meetings. Instead, one of my official duties was to cajole interns on the Foreign Relations Committee to do it on our behalf. We were prohibited from doing any substantial interaction. Instead, 80 percent of the inquiries into my office were demands for visa and passport favors. Most of the other 20 percent were minor administrative things related to Congressional travel. In my year only one actual Member appeared in our office, to say a polite thank you for a U.S. visa facilitated for a well-to-do foreign friend. Congress knew just what we did.
Full disclosure: I was removed from the liaison job after I told staffers the truth about the 2006 Passport Crisis instead of passing on State’s wholly-false talking points. Refusing to lie to Congress is what gets you in trouble at State.
Congress knows.
Hagiography
One issue the State Department just can’t get past is the need for realistic self-criticism. They just can’t do it. State instead runs a large “public diplomacy” operation at taxpayer expense in large part to promote itself, and spends tremendous energy on telling itself what a fine job it is doing.
As for reality, Congress expresses itself (yeah I know, for better or worse) in what it funds and what it does not. So the author of all this tripe may wish to take a pause from his defacto job as State Department stenographer and admit: Congress votes against State because indeed Congress knows exactly what they get for their money: America’s Concierge Abroad.
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Rich Bauer said...
1So you’re saying Congress is not the only Fool on the Hill?
10/10/13 11:21 AM | Comment Link
pitchfork said...
2PVB said:
quote:”RIP State, you rest now; it’s almost over.”unquote
Unfortunately, while Congress keeps the DOS body artificially alive by virtue of In-Vitro injections of life sustaining budget, the long term effects of PVS(Persistant Vegetative State, no pun intended)are taking it’s toll.
The signs and symptoms of PVS commonly include:
Closed eyes while ruining underlings lives
Depressed brainstem reflexes, except for reflex movements in response to Congressional requests for Visa’s for influential friends or bribes
No responses of limbs, except those such as asinine dancing videos, or defending Benghazi level cover-ups.
No response to painful stimuli, except for reflex movements in response AK-15 gunfire, budget cuts, Congressional grilling or threat of Security Clearance suspension.
Irregular breathing, especially when sexual trists on rooftops and embassy adjacent parks are exposed, or Wikileak exposure of Great Moments in DOS Stupidity.
Observations.
While Congress knows it is wasting billions of dollars on sustaining artificial in-vitro DOS body function, long term effects of comatose brain function produce unintended consequences such as..
Embarrassing the entire USG by virtue of:
Lack of awareness when sending love notes or corruption conspiracy or LOL judgements of other nations diplomats via official State email.
Lack of restraint when aroused by opposite/same sex underlings on rooftops, bathrooms, limo’s, private offices or parks, or being grilled during congressional hearings. Failure at self-interpretation of Dumb-O-Meter readings when communicating with Congress, the media, and other sovereign governments.
Failure at self-interpretation of Dumb-O-Meter readings when communicating with Congress, the media, and other sovereign governments.
Last but not least,
World wide condemnation of DOS actions in response to books written by current employees regarding DOS stupidity, incompetance, and plain ole corruption.
In that regard..
Opinion
By virtue of USG shutdown and short term debt ceiling increases, considering the moral implications of sustaining the life of a comatose agency notwithstanding, it is this author’s opinion, Congress should induce Passive Euthanasia, by suspending all In-vitro budgetary supply, effective immediately.
In conclusion, considering the stench from this rotting corpse is now reaching biblical proportions, planetary level laughter to Kerry notwithstanding, this author also suggests Congress approve DOD sized appropriations for a massive Empire sized disinfectant program the likes of which haven’t been seen since the Big Bang.
Whereby, indeed, may you RIP DoS.
Now…bartender..set em up. youbetcha.
10/10/13 2:45 PM | Comment Link
Consul-At-Arms said...
3I’ve long maintained that the State Department in general and the Foreign Service specifically does itself no good by how we coddle and pamper our visiting congressional members and staff.
At best, they get a very distorted view of the facts on the ground in that country, of how our personnel live (four star hotels and fancy restaurants three times a day!), &tc.
10/10/13 10:45 PM | Comment Link
Rich Bauer said...
4“One issue the State Department just can’t get past is the need for realistic self-criticism.”
Surely, you aren’t referring to DS.
Hey, DS, hire this guy:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/cop-charged-suv-assault-worked-undercover-occupy-wall/story?id=20539148
He’ll fit in with the other undercover liars in DS.
10/11/13 2:07 PM | Comment Link