• Law and Order SVU: Clinton Email Case

    March 11, 2015

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    Posted in: Democracy, Embassy/State


    Police Interrogation Room, 50th Precinct

    “She gonna roll over?” Captain Media said.

    “Don’t know Captain. So far she’s sticking to her story. The whole email server thing for four years as Secretary of State was just for her personal convenience.”

    “And she expects us to buy that and let her walk? In the office she would have used one computer for two accounts, same as the average Joe, so the story doesn’t hold up there. That carrying two pocket-sized devices only outside the office, that’s more convenient that setting up a whole parallel system? C’mon, I’ve been on these streets for 20 years, that doesn’t fly.”

    “I hear you Captain, but she’s lawyered up. Sticking to the story like glue on sticky flypaper.”

    “That’s a load of horse hockey pucks. Everybody else in the State Department deals with it, and so does every other Cabinet secretary we know of, never mind 90 percent of the corporate world. Lemme see her exact quote again.”

    Cop flips open notebook.

    “Here it is, verbatim. ‘First, when I got to work as secretary of state, I opted for convenience to use my personal email account, which was allowed by the State Department, because I thought it would be easier to carry just one device for my work and for my personal emails instead of two.'”

    “OK, time to hit her with the information we have. Show her the video.”

    “Now that was just two weeks ago, at a fluff Q and A. You heard her, right? She flat out said she carries two devices, an iPhone and a Blackberry. Doesn’t that shoot down her case, make her a liar?”

    “I hear you Captain, but her people say ‘That’s now, not when she was Secretary of State.’ Maybe some folks are that gullible.”

    “Hit her with her own quote: ‘Well, I have a quite large purse… So in addition to makeup and all that goes with that, usually my Blackberry and papers of all kinds… And my iPod, just the usual wonderful musical “interluding” diversions that we all need, a wide variety. And on my iPad… ‘”

    “That’s, lemme see, three devices at one time. Blackberry, iPod and iPad. iPad’s can access email just fine. So she was carrying three devices at once, two of which could access email.”


    “But is that quote new? Did it come from some Republican attack group?”

    “The quote is from November 2011, while she was Secretary of State.”

    “And the source?”

    “An official State Department transcript. It’s online. Anyone can see it.

    “So she lied. We got her. Bulletproof.”

    Later that Same Day, Captain’s Office

    “Captain, good news. We just heard from Clinton’s lawyer. They want to retract all her statements. They wanna talk. She’ll plead.”

    “Nice work.”

    (Theme music, Ba Bum…)

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  • Recent Comments

    • Rich Bauer said...


      Hillary would be a good choice for “The Following.”

      03/11/15 2:17 PM | Comment Link

    • Bruce said...


      Instead, Drop the Big ONE: If Slick Willary remains recalcitrant, clawback ALL her FRA e-mails from the NSA’s Massive Recovery Repository in Utah; or else apologetically and politely request Putin for his GRU copies! (These ‘intelligence’ agencies have to be useful for something so VITAL to US’ ACTUAL SECURITY!)

      03/11/15 2:52 PM | Comment Link

    • Stephen said...


      Dear Mr. Van Buren,

      It is time that you stopped shouting from the fringe and launched the campaign to save America.
      Jen Psaki for President.

      Get in on the ground floor and maybe she will make you Secretary of Something. The Department of Language Mutilation, perhaps.

      Hillary for court jester as well.

      Just some thoughts.

      03/11/15 4:16 PM | Comment Link

    • Kyzl Orda said...


      Below is a link to an article by Vice News. Does anyone know anything about this site? I try not to post from right wing sites and I hope this is not one of them. I searched other topics on this site and it seemed not to harbour that kind of malarkey.

      Apparently, the Department has just release the first Clinton emails in response to a FOIA and the one mentioned in the link below is about Wikileaks.


      1. The personal email address is blanked out

      2. The topic of the email pertains to Wikileaks. The claim has been no classified information was discussed in the personal emails. Note the sentence ‘please do not forward to others’

      2. Past FOIA requests were rejected because the Department claimed it could not find Clinton emails pertinent to the FOIA requests

      2. The email account WAS disclosed by a Romanian hacker, who sent what he hacked back to Russia and posted emails online

      3. Note the role of the Department’s Legal Office — lack of impartiality and participatory, rather than objective and serving the US Government. This attorney involved in the email — is now teaching at Yale and screwing up law students there

      03/11/15 6:55 PM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...


      Political parties draw in the wagons very convincingly today. Why Hillary is and was their only likely candidate is still a mystery to me. You don’t go into the superbowl with just your starter quarterback- you have backups. Where are the backups? Is the party so fixated on having Hillary be their choice that they purposely nixed any recruiting?

      03/11/15 11:41 PM | Comment Link

    • Bruce said...


      Anyone who thinks Team CLINTON doesn’t have a NixOn DEM enemies list, including everyone but Killery, $imply doesn’t get aRahm!

      03/12/15 3:33 PM | Comment Link

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