• Dweeb Hillary Aide Stayed Up 100 Hours to Write a Speech for Her

    September 12, 2015

    Posted in: Embassy/State

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    Good Reason to Stay Awake for 100 hours: something to do with saving a life.

    Bad Reason to Stay Awake for 100 hours: write a speech for Hillary Clinton no one remembers.

    It was that Bad Reason that inspired Clinton aide, Hitler Youth cosplayer, Waylon Smithers-wannabe and all around dweeb Tomicah Tillemann, pictured.

    Tillemann was the State Department’s senior adviser for civil society and emerging democracies in 2010, which must be so important as he looks to be about 29 years old and was a political appointee, and collaborated with Clinton on more than 200 speeches, according to his State Department bio.

    The aspiring Obersturmfuhrer came to public attention after another Hillary sycophant sent an email to Clinton, suggesting she personally thank Tillemann for his work on one particular speech, which covered global Internet freedom.

    “If you have the time or the inclination, it would be really nice if you could send an email to Tomicah, or phone him. He went for almost 100 hours without sleep to get the speech done, under unusually trying circumstances,” the email read.

    Tillemann told Yahoo! that while neither he nor any other member of Clinton’s staff was ever asked to work for that long, he was inspired to do so. “I worked on a lot of speeches. I knew this one mattered,” he said. “I lost many members of my family in the Holocaust, and I felt this speech was a chance to protect key freedoms in our time. That kept me going.”

    Internet, Holocaust, sure, that’s all related. If only they’d had the Internet and Hillary back then!

    But, he admits, he had difficulty working after a while: “When things started to get fuzzy — and they did — teammates jumped in to help me across the finish line.”

    Tillemann says he doesn’t drink coffee but “by the end I was ready to ink a sponsorship with Diet Coke.” He also says he took a nap after the speech was done, adding “it was awesome.”

    MEMO to Tillemann:

    Nobody cares. Nobody remembers your silly little speech, and Hillary likely didn’t even read it in advance and just mouthed the words. It didn’t matter. And what kind of speech takes 100 continuous hours to write anyway, dork boy? Entire books are written in that time, good books, too. Admit it — you knocked out the speech in about an hour and spent the other 99 panting to Hillary’s photo, didn’t you?

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  • Recent Comments

    • John Poole said...


      Dr. Tomicah Sterling Tillemann-Dick Show some respect please!
      Born to the DC manor as they say. The youngest Secretary of State in Hillary’s cabinet? Maybe. Egghead type -Somewhere there is a wall he could tumble from but if he sticks with Hillary he is safe for now.

      09/12/15 8:40 AM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...


      But if he does tumble Hillary won’t patch him up. She and Huma will instead enjoy a late evening tasty omelette.

      09/12/15 10:38 AM | Comment Link

    • Bruce said...


      No need to bully the NinnyOns. (The Despicable She alone is a GiNormous TARGET!)

      09/12/15 10:58 AM | Comment Link

    • Misty Ann said...


      Too funny !

      09/12/15 11:01 AM | Comment Link

    • Tim said...


      There was a great Doonesbury cartoon about White House staff pulling all nighters during the Clinton/Lewinsky affair with the pay-off dialogue “and this works for you?” “In a way yes, it makes us too tired to care!”

      09/12/15 5:52 PM | Comment Link

    • dweeb said...


      like pointing fingers , criticism says as much about the critic …

      and sometimes , it’s more important to look good doing it .

      by the rules , and with style . kick some bureaucratic butt

      09/12/15 10:25 PM | Comment Link

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