• FBI Saved 9/11 Day By Foiling Another Non-Terror Plot Plot

    September 14, 2015

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    Posted in: Democracy, Post-Constitution America

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    Did you have a nice 9/11 day Friday? Did you know you almost were killed? No, not really, except…

    Whew. America survived another never was going to happen terror plot nearly completely driven by the FBI because the FBI arrested the lone, sad loser they tricked into the plot. See, that’s the sound of freedom. Never Forget, m*therfuckers!


    Here’s what sort of happened: A Florida man faces up to 20 years in federal prison after authorities say he was trying to help plan an attack on an upcoming 9/11 memorial in Missouri. The U.S. Attorney’s Office announced Thursday that 20-year-old Joshua Ryne Goldberg was arrested and charged with distributing information relating to explosives, destructive devices and weapons of mass destruction.

    A criminal complaint says Goldberg began communicating online with an FBI informer in July and gave that person information on how to build a bomb with a pressure cooker, nails and rat poison. The complaint says Goldberg also instructed the informer to place the bomb at an upcoming memorial in Kansas City, Missouri, that was commemorating the 14th anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attacks.


    Here’s what really happened: a college kid with a history of internet trolling was talking dumb sh*t online. The Australian intelligence services (i.e., the NSA monitoring Americans from abroad where it is legal, versus from inside the U.S. where it is not) alerted the FBI, who had one of their people make contact with the troll online and ease him forward with the plot. The troll ran a Google search for “how to build a pressure cooker bomb”.

    Boom! That resulted in charges of “distributing information relating to explosives, destructive devices and weapons of mass destruction.”

    Once again FBI informants have courageously defended us from a plot that probably would never have existed were it not for the involvement of FBI informants. Absolutely nothing to see here. No one was in danger. Nothing was foiled, but at least some of us may have been fooled.

    Happy 9/11 America!



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  • Recent Comments

    • bloodypitchfork said...

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      Whew!! To think Murika was on the verge of a coast to coast attack of biblical proportions!!! Thank god for the FBI. Can I come out from under my bed now? I’m tired of hiding in mortal fear. And shaking. I just want a beer. Can I have a beer now? Sheezuschrist. These terrorists are interrupting my beer time. And THAT pisses me off. Of all the nerve. I mean..BEER is a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!!! To think these trolls..er..terrorists can interrupt an entire nations BEER TIME!!! I mean..what the fuck are they thinking? That’s like declaring WAR!! Well..I gots some news for them.. you interrupt umteen million red blooded Murikan beer drinkers beer thirty… and you’re asking for it!! I mean..not only that..but your fucking with Murican capitalism!! Budweiser is KING!! And you don’t fuck with the KING!! Not to mention…FOOTBALL!!! Now you dunnit! You fuk with 300 million beer guzzling football fans and you gonna die!! You hear me?? So, any of you trolls out there who even think about screwing up our beer drinking football watching time.. we gonna fuck you up..you hear me??? Now, I’m not gonna tell you again. You fuck wit us one more time..and we’re gonna … well..call the FBI. They like beer. And football too. And you know what they do. They’ll put you away for 30 yrs!!

      sheech.. now..where was I? Oh yeah..

      bartender..a bottle of STOOPIDTROLL please..

      09/14/15 8:44 AM | Comment Link

    • Misty said...

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      You are ‘dripping’ with it today, Peter. Happy Monday

      09/14/15 9:11 AM | Comment Link

    • bloodypitchfork said...

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      Hey..even emptywheel is living proof…

      https://www.emptywheel.net/2015/09/12/football-is-really-here-again-rock-this-house/#comment-695074

      And this years award for the longest running soap opera in history goes to…the NFL!!

      Eat your heart out General Hospital.

      goddamn..if football were to cease the DFCOTP would fall apart. It’s a wonder teh terrorists haven’t figured this out yet.

      09/14/15 9:21 AM | Comment Link

    • bloodypitchfork said...

      4

      ps..on that note..

      average comments at emptywheel for NatSec posts…6

      One post about football… 69. unfuckingbelieveable.’

      on the other hand..absolute proof of the DFCOTP.

      09/14/15 9:24 AM | Comment Link

    • Bruce said...

      5

      The PNAC Attackers only Needed ONE (then ‘defend’ against all their own subsequent lone-nut strawmen).
      http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/nknVlVygN3w/hqdefault.jpg
      STILL Miss the actual perp, above.

      09/14/15 12:09 PM | Comment Link

    • b. traven said...

      6

      Here’s the whole ‘skinny’ on this poor sick shlub. Goldberg, who is probably a brilliant shizophenic He had multiple online personalities as a neo nazi anti semite, a free speech advocate, and about half a dozen other equally contradictory fantasies.Aged 20 he still lived with his parents.
      When will we increase the budget for mental health treatment and reduce the budget for the fascist Homeland security nuts.

      09/14/15 2:15 PM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      We don’t have to offer more mental health funds to such odd fellows. Probably Aspergers with parents in denial. A rule- one cannot post anything on line except under your true identity. No hiding whatever. What you have to say is attributable to the real you with a phone number and address. If you have issues with being up front then you really have bought into and accepted Big Brother. Big Brother wants you to have aliases you can hide behind.- I know that doesn’t seem to make sense but think about it. Big Brother fears openness, courage and forthrightness. It celebrates when it knows people feel they need secrecy. It has won.

      09/14/15 3:21 PM | Comment Link

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