• The White House Easter Egg Roll, Alongside the Republic, is in Peril!!!!!!

    April 12, 2017

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    The Two Minutes Hate was a daily event in which the proles in George Orwell’s 1984 watched a movie of the Party’s enemies and screamed out their hatred for exactly two minutes. Orwell wrote:

    A hideous ecstasy of fear and vindictiveness, a desire to kill, to torture, to smash faces in with a sledge hammer, seemed to flow through the whole group of people like an electric current, turning one even against one’s will into a grimacing, screaming lunatic. And yet the rage that one felt was an abstract, undirected emotion which could be switched from one object to another like the flame of a blowlamp.

    That seems to be what’s happening with our media, especially outlets like the New York Times, who are stuck in a loop of denial some six months after the election. Each day it seems they find fellow party members something Trump to direct their hate at.

    Enter a lengthy story on… how the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House lawn appears to be teetering on the edge of failure, along with the Republic (see, it’s a metaphor.)

    It seems that (and watch the dates) back in February the company that makes the wooden eggs for the egg roll tweeted at the White House to put in an order, Twitter apparently the only communication tool left functional in the DC area. The White House indeed put in an order in early March. The free tickets given away are late, and only one Sesame Street character will be there.

    That’s it. That’s really the entire story.

    Well, not really, according to the Times. See, it turns out this Egg Roll is way more important than a nice thing for selected kids to enjoy. Per the NYT:

    Could this White House, plagued by slow hiring and lacking an on-site first lady, manage to pull off the largest, most elaborate and most heavily scrutinized public event of the year?

    “It’s the single most high-profile event that takes place at the White House each year, and the White House and the first lady are judged on how well they put it on,” said Melinda Bates, who organized eight years of Easter Egg Rolls as director of the White House Visitors Office under President Bill Clinton. “I’m really concerned for the Trump people, because they have failed to fill some really vital posts, and this thing is all hands on deck.”

    I had no idea it was the Easter Egg Roll, not any of those state dinners or VIP visits, that was the highest profile event of the year. I also did not know that someone out there judges the president and first lady on how the Egg Roll comes off. I also never heard the phrase “on-site first lady” used as if she was some sort of hotel amenity.

    It gets worse. There are other issues. The Times tells us the event may even include “military bands in place of A-list entertainers like Justin Bieber.” In addition, it does not appear the Yoga Garden from all eight of the Obamas’ Easter Egg Rolls will be around this year either.

    How does the Times know this kind of critical information so as to carry out its First Amendment responsibilities? From sources, who “spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to describe the plans for the Easter Egg Roll.”

    For the love of God, the venerable New York Times is now justifying the use of anonymous sources to report on plans for the White House Easter Egg Roll. The reporters who risked their freedom to report on the Pentagon Papers sit in silent judgement on you all.

    I’ve been reading the news for some 50 years, through Johnson and the Vietnam war, Nixon and Watergate, the Reagan era, Clinton-Lewinsky, the Bushes, and Obama. There has never been a time when so-called legitimate journalism trafficked in silliness, open mockery, name calling, and simple character slagging as a matter of daily news.

    The Easter Egg Roll is not an important thing. America faces new war in the Middle East (plenty of old war, too) and challenges across the globe. The Secretary of State is in Moscow. There are real things going on, but Americans seem far more concerned about how much a golf trip to Florida costs (as if most of security is not a fixed cost that happens with every president — remember the Bush and Reagan ranches, the elder Bush’s weekends in Kennebunkport?) than anything that matters past a few news cycles.

    A prediction: the Easter Egg Roll will take place as scheduled on Monday. It’ll be OK. Kids will have fun. There really isn’t a story here. Well, maybe a story about how far the standards have journalism have fallen as America recovers from its national stroke post-November, but nothing about Easter eggs.

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  • Recent Comments

    • lindaj said...


      don’t blame the kids. that rabbit is positively diabolical.

      04/12/17 1:19 AM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...


      I’m shocked that no one at the NYTimes reported that Trump plans to exhibit NIGHT OF THE LEPUS on a huge screen for the kids as they go about their egg thingee. Journalism has really tanked. Ha

      04/12/17 8:14 AM | Comment Link

    • RICH BAUER said...


      Word is one of the Easter eggs has a golden ticket inside and the winner becomes the new president, so Trumpie go back to his old life fucking as many bunnies as he can.

      04/12/17 9:00 AM | Comment Link

    • Mitch said...


      How far did they have to dig to find someone with that big an ego to interview???


      04/12/17 9:33 AM | Comment Link

    • chuck said...


      Progressive is no longer Progressive. Journalist are no Journalist. The (insert here) are in control. Have a nice day. Power to the people! Peas.

      04/12/17 3:47 PM | Comment Link

    • chuck said...


      Back to Rocky and Bullwinkle. Judy Miller said…..!

      04/12/17 5:32 PM | Comment Link

    • RICH BAUER said...


      Some people believe in the Easter Bunny. Some people still read the New York Times.

      04/12/17 7:51 PM | Comment Link

    • chuck said...


      Off to read The Atlantic. Who has Nukes? The Editor & Co.?!

      04/12/17 8:13 PM | Comment Link

    • jim hruska said...


      could these leakers be tried under espionage charges?
      jim hruska

      04/13/17 10:50 AM | Comment Link

    • Bruce said...


      Teh proles : MEH* !
      (* Butt, Trump can save the day with Melania hosting in Yoga pants !! N0 DoubleSpeak !!!)

      04/13/17 12:43 PM | Comment Link

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