• Mueller Press Conference?????

    May 14, 2019

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    Mueller: There was no conspiracy. I’m not charging anyone with obstruction. That’s it, thanks everyone.

    Media: But there was a conspiracy, right? And you meant to charge obstruction, correct?

    Mueller: No, it’s all written down. No and no.

    Media: You meant to create a road map? Intended Congress to unfriend and impeach? See, it’s all in this footnote you wrote, here, on page 86. If you transpose every other letter it spells it out in Latin…

    Mueller: You didn’t read the report, did you?

    Media: Well, no. But we knew what it was SUPPOSED to say, so we made up our own version that ignores the broad conclusions, using selective out-of-context quotes other people told us about. The ending came out more correct that way.
     

    Mueller: I’m leaving, you people are crazy.

    Media: We’d also like to argue about the summary from a couple of weeks ago that doesn’t matter anymore.

    (sound of flask opening, then door slamming as Mueller leaves)

    Media: This is a Constitutional crisis.

    (sound of keys jingling, shiny object seen in foreground)

    Media: Trump’s taxes from 1984!
     
    FADE TO BLACK. VERY DARK BLACK.
      

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    • Rich Bauer said...

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      If the above photo is representative of the Dumbest Country on the Planet, write on..cause we don’t mean well in Iran either.

      Last week the rhetoric between the U.S. and Iran intensified, as the U.S. announced the dispatch to the region of a carrier group, a bomber task force including B-52s and a Patriot missile defense system. “Iran is the major destabilizing influence in the Middle East, and we aim to fix that,” U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo told CNBC on Saturday.

      “What we’ve seen from the Iranians is increased threats… it’s real… and it appears to be current,” Pompeo added. “We’ve done all the right things to increase our security posture to the best of our ability… but we also want to make sure that we had deterrent forces in place, so in the event that Iran decided to come after an American interest — whether that be in Iraq, or Afghanistan, or Yemen, or any place in the Middle East – we were prepared to respond to them in an appropriate way.”

      Pompiass plagiarized the Hitler Poland attack briefing.

      05/14/19 6:46 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Perfect photo for your next book cover: “Iran, We didn’t mean well there either”

      Last week the rhetoric between the U.S. and Iran intensified, as the U.S. announced the dispatch to the region of a carrier group, a bomber task force including B-52s and a Patriot missile defense system. “Iran is the major destabilizing influence in the Middle East, and we aim to fix that,” U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo told CNBC on Saturday.

      “What we’ve seen from the Iranians is increased threats… it’s real… and it appears to be current,” Pompeo added. “We’ve done all the right things to increase our security posture to the best of our ability… but we also want to make sure that we had deterrent forces in place, so in the event that Iran decided to come after an American interest — whether that be in Iraq, or Afghanistan, or Yemen, or any place in the Middle East – we were prepared to respond to them in an appropriate way.”

      All places we have done tremendous damage.

      05/14/19 6:59 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      You already wrote the last Words: Fade to Black. Very dark black.

      05/14/19 7:38 PM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      But wait! Out of total blackness a figure is slowly emerging. OMG, It is Rachael Van Helsing- formally known as Rachael Maddow. She is holding a large stake and…………..she’s headed for the White House!

      05/15/19 5:22 PM | Comment Link

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