• What are We Losing our Sh*t About This Week?

    July 2, 2019

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    What are we losing our sh*t about this week?
     

    — Trump tried to make peace with North Korea;

    — Ivanka is a living version of Pokemon Go and thus destroying the global liberal system;

    — The goddamn stock market continues to do well dammit;

    — Busing from the 1970s;

    — Whatever AOC tells us to be upset about (currently concentration summer campers or something);

    — A really important hashtag;

    — The president is going to participate in July 4 stuff with tanks;

    — The U.S. census may undercount the number of illegal aliens represented by Democrats;

    — A typo in one of Trump’s tweets;

    — Betsy Ross flag on sneakers means another 250 years of slavery for Nike child workers;

    — Old VHS tape found in the closet was not rewound, no way to fix that now.

     
    BONUS FUN! Elephants eat vegetation, have legs, and breathe air. So do grasshoppers. There are so many similarities!

    But elephants are not grasshoppers. The differences matter. So stop sounding ridiculous claiming a military-themed July 4th event and detention camps as we’ve had for multiple administrations mean we are at the same threshold as the Germans in 1933.

      

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  • Recent Comments

    • Rich Bauer said...

      1

      Gee, don’t forget those 10 minutes from Armageddon in Iran.

      Of course, what you expect from the little dick-tator.

      Trump can run on his famous slogan: talk loudly but carry a teensy-weensy stick.

      07/2/19 11:06 AM | Comment Link

    • J.L.Seagull said...

      2

      I despise the concentration camps at the border, where people are packed in like sardines and made to stand up for days without sleep, but admire the spirit of the 4th of July parade. Why not both?

      07/2/19 7:09 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

      3

      Trumpie: We sue who we rape.

      07/2/19 8:20 PM | Comment Link

    • john poole said...

      4

      There you go again Bauer with your small penis rant. Care to elaborate?

      07/3/19 3:36 PM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

      5

      Hopefully a future Shakespeare will sort out all this present American empire madness circa 2019 into a compelling and comical drama. We should be good for a thigh slapping episode otherwise it has all been in vain.

      07/3/19 3:40 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

      6

      What Me Worry? Ignorance is bliss. Chew on a firecracker, Amerka.

      A recent National Geographic survey indicates that merely 37 percent of recent college graduates can identify Iraq on a map, most failed to identify North Korea, only one in four could identify Iran or Israel, and among Americans ages 18 to 24, 6 percent could not even point to the United States. If you are among the 6 percent, and you are reading this, that’s where you live.

      07/4/19 7:34 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

      7

      Shit pays.

      Conman Trumpie, CNN, MSNBC, Fox know that all too well. And apparently so does WMW.

      07/6/19 7:43 AM | Comment Link

    • Joe said...

      8

      The Fascists are coming, the Fascists are coming! We need to depose Trump, by any means necessary, to keep America a democracy!

      07/6/19 5:27 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

      9

      No need to depose Trumpie. He will serve out his time in the White House and then serve his time in the BigHouse next to Mikey Cohen. Vegas has best odds he will die there in 2022.

      07/7/19 2:33 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

      10

      Mueller didn’t want to indict Trumpie because it wasn’t DOJ policy to indict a sitting president, and also he didn’t want to give Trump the chance if he lost in 2020 to resign and have President Pence pardon him. Can’t pardon him for his crimes if he hasn’t been charged.

      07/8/19 12:30 PM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

      11

      Bauer- Are you gay? Your hard-on for wanting Trump to suffer the painful consequences of a dropped soap bar in some federal penitentiary is…………fucked up!

      07/8/19 3:11 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

      12

      Trumpie: Jeffrey Epstein is a friend of mine. He’s a good man.

      Trumpie: Paul Manafort is a good man.

      Trumpie: Michael Cohen is a good man.

      Trumpie: Mr. Flynn is a good man.

      Trumpie: Kim is a good man.

      Trumpie: Putin is a good man.

      07/8/19 4:33 PM | Comment Link

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