• U.S. Naval Escorts in the Persian Gulf: Lessons from the Tanker War

    March 24, 2026

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    Posted in: Democracy, Economy, Iran, Military

    Much of the commentary on the confrontation in the Strait of Hormuz assumes the United States has stumbled into an unprecedented crisis. CNN started the meme claiming unidentified “sources” leaked a classified briefing saying just that, that what was unfolding is racked by confusion and disbelief. The Atlantic followed with a scolding think piece, the NYT with its own version, and then The New Yorker, calling the unpreparedness “inexcusable.” In reality, Washington and Tehran have fought variations of this maritime contest before. What is unfolding today is not Armageddon, just Round Three.

    During Trump’s first term Tehran used the same tactics of threatening to block the Strait and attacking oil infrastructure in the Gulf states. In 2018, after pulling out of the Obama nuclear deal, Trump launched a “maximum pressure campaign” against the Islamic Republic, which included extensive sanctions designed to shut down Iran’s oil industry. In February 2019, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps threatened it would close the Strait. It then backed off from full closure, understanding Iran’s need to export oil would likely cripple its society long before global reserves were used up. In early summer 2019, Iran turned up the pressure, sabotaging four oil tankers in the United Arab Emirates. Iranian mines in the Gulf of Oman damaged two freighters, Japanese and Norwegian. A barrel of oil was projected to spike from $65 to as much as $170.

    But it didn’t, as Iran backed away from the fight. It could not afford a full blockade of its oil exports to China, which the U.S. could have effected at very low cost, in the Indian Ocean, away from Iranian interference and any closed Strait. Iran also knew while it could harass shipping, it could not seal the Strait to all traffic in the face of the massive U.S. Navy deployment. This was asymmetrical warfare, not peer-on-peer fighting, after all. Iran in 2019 instead chose the long-game: survive sanctions while applying calibrated pressure rather than risking an all-out regime-threatening war. The strategy worked because oil markets react to risk — fear — not necessarily reality. When tensions rise between Iran and the United States, oil prices spike because investors fear shipping could be interrupted. Insurance rates rise over worry about the future, not the present. Threats to the Strait get Iran most of what it needs (survival) at low cost. Temporary chaos can achieve political goals, and makes a helluva diplomatic bargaining chip.

    Many of the lessons Iran applied in 2019 were learned in the Iran-Iraq “Tanker War.” Between 1984 and 1988, oil tankers, merchant vessels, and neutral shipping became targets in a campaign designed not to defeat an enemy navy but to strangle an enemy economy. After years of brutal stalemate on land, both Iran and Iraq looked for ways to inflict economic damage on each other. Oil exports were the lifeblood of both states, and nearly all of that oil moved by ship through the narrow waters of the Persian Gulf (the Strait carried a larger share of globally traded oil back then, as compared to 20 percent now). Beginning in 1984, Iraq began attacking tankers carrying Iranian oil. Iran targeted vessels linked to the Arab states, who were mostly supporting Baghdad, and selling to the U.S. Hundreds of ships were attacked, but few were destroyed outright. In total, only 55 of the 239 petroleum tankers (23 percent) struck were completely sunk.

    Iran learned its strategy was less about sinking ships than about creating fear of sinking ships. Oil tankers are massive vessels designed to withstand damage. Many ships struck by missiles or mines did not sink but burned before being towed to safety.

    But it was the threat that soon drew the United States into the conflict. Kuwait sought protection, and in 1987 Washington agreed to the controversial arrangement of reflagging Kuwaiti tankers under the American flag and having the U.S. Navy escort them. But even the world’s most powerful navy could not fully guarantee safety in such a narrow waterway. The first escorted convoy immediately encountered trouble when the tanker Bridgeton struck an Iranian mine in July 1987. The explosion did not sink the vessel, but it was a public embarrassment. Iran’s tactics exposed the vulnerability of modern shipping. Mines, cheap and difficult to detect and remove, proved effective as tools of harassment. A handful of mines could shut down vast areas of sea.

    However, a change in American tactics ultimately neutralized the Iranians. The United States shifted from escorting tankers to directly confronting Iranian forces. The turning point came in April 1988, after a U.S. guided-missile frigate struck a mine in the Gulf. Although the ship survived, the incident triggered a massive American retaliation. American ships and aircraft destroyed Iranian oil platforms used for military surveillance and sank or damaged Iranian naval vessels. SEAL operations destroyed the shore facilities Iran used to launch its mine boats and missiles, and captured Iranian vessels at sea. That the 31st Marine MEU is today steaming toward the Gulf with 2500 special operations capable Marines and its own SEALs suggests the U.S. may be planning to follow a similar strategy.

    The operation demonstrated the overwhelming conventional superiority of the U.S. Navy. By the time the Iran–Iraq War ended later in 1988, the Tanker War had produced no victor. Both Iran and Iraq continued exporting oil throughout the conflict. Despite hundreds of attacks, the flow of petroleum through the Gulf never stopped entirely. The maritime campaign could not achieve its strategic objective for Iran, the same lesson learned anew in 2019.

    The central lesson is a cautionary one. Military power can keep sea lanes open, but it cannot eliminate fear and risk. The Gulf remains a narrow, congested waterway where accidents, miscalculations, and asymmetric tactics can rapidly escalate if the U.S. allows them to do so. The war reinforced another lesson important today, that protecting commerce at sea may be necessary, but it is never simple, and it is rarely without consequences. America has kicked off a lot here, and it will cost her lives and money to finish it.

    So what happens next?

    Despite decades of threats, Iran has never fully closed the Strait. It is vital to remember that Iran in 2026 has not actually closed the Strait. Ships are just afraid to go through. Yes, a small number of mines may have been sown, but in conjunction with Iran already offering safe passage under a number of scenarios. It promises safe travel to any country that expels its American and Israeli ambassador. It doubled down by saying at one point any ship not connected to America or Israel may pass safely, thus precluding the widespread use of mines, which target indiscriminately. It has effectively lost its navy and air force, leaving only small boats to carry out its plans. Drones are a new threat since the last time, but can be countered and are unlikely to sink a large ship. A closure would disrupt Chinese energy supplies and damage the last relationship that keeps Iran’s economy afloat. It may need to once again pull back. Iran holds a useful card in threatening the Strait of Hormuz. But history suggests it is a six, not an ace. Tehran can create fear and temporary disruption, but it has never shown the ability to permanently close the waterway against determined naval opposition and the right strategic response.

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  • Recent Comments

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Peter makes Dr. Strangelove sound sane.

      03/25/26 7:45 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Iran will consider talks to open the Straits when Drumpf hands over HeadUpHis Ass in a strait-jacket. The dry drunk will be sentenced to a life sentence for taking the lives of 160 little girls. As part of his sentence he will be required to take care of their graves.

      03/25/26 8:09 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Did Peter blink when he changed the article’s title? What changed?

      Iran doesn’t have to mine the Straits. If the Gulf states do not agree with Iran’s terms, Iranian drones and missiles will pound their oil industry into the sand.

      03/25/26 8:36 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      At least we will have Greenland…right????

      Getting punched in his fat gut by Iran has forced Demented to fall back in retreat. Iran knows a coward when it sees one. Let’s get this Strait, MAGA fucked up; it trusted this dimwit.

      What to do MAGA? We know what Demented will do: declare victory and tell the Gulf States they are left to pick up the pieces. Maybe the Saudi people will finally tell dimwit Salman off with his head.

      Time is not on any of these bastards side. Demented picked a fight with someone big enough to punch him in his fat gut. Demented should limit his fights to the little guy…like Greenland.

      03/25/26 11:34 AM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      Trump is Moby Dick – not Ahab – plying the waters of the Middle East. My guess is that there will be a lot of Ismaels clinging to jetsam in the Strait of Hormuz. Hegseth said America has finally decided to share the ocean with Iran – with them getting the bottom half. Such Crusades type sadistic and insane zealotry is going unchallenged by both parties. PVB seems to think that Trump is the craftiest and superior negotiator and that Iran will fold before allowing itself to be reduced to a blanked out section of the globe. Israel is rubbing its bloody hands in glee.

      03/25/26 11:47 AM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      Sadly most Americans will say, “Hey, whatever it takes and however many “warriors” lives will be sacrificed to make sure I can continue to conveniently top off my 8mpg triple seat 2 1/2 ton Luxury SUV with off road 4WD to drive the perilous two miles to Trader Joe’s.

      03/25/26 12:01 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Tik Tok, the MAGGOTS are running on the clock

      Iran has one objective in Trump’s War: keep the oil price above $150 until the midterms. MAGGOTS are already tearing each other apart blaming Demented for this mess. If hundreds of dead Marines come home to Dover, it won’t be the only bloodbath.

      03/25/26 7:27 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Demented is Up the Shite Straits without a paddle

      Demented has two choices facing him in his disastrous war:

      1. TACO. Declare MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. MAGGOTS like lady Graham will be very mad as his Israel funds will get cut.

      2. Fool speed ahead. Thousands of Americans will die. MAGA will be blamed for getting US in another war of choice. Demented, HeadUPHis Ass, GOEBBELS Miller will seek Asylum in Argentina.

      03/26/26 1:57 PM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      Hegseth might already have some lackey preparing a section in Arlington Memorial Cemetery for those who gave their lives in an……..excursion. They’ll get the proper designation of their cause -EPIC FURY of course. Arlington is meant to honor those who served in every conflict America has been engaged in even “conflicts” of choice”. Those shipping out today don’t really have any existential dog in this latest Crusade against Islam to recover the Holy Land for Christians and Jews. They follow their Commander in Chief’s orders strictly for a paycheck. Hey, maybe Arlington should have a section titled: They served and died for a paycheck.

      03/26/26 4:29 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      HOT LIPS SINKS SHIPS

      Iranians know when Lying Leavitt Hot Lips move she is lying. The latest Hot Lips lie is Two Weeks TACO gave Iran until April 6 to accept defeat.

      The truth is Lying Leavitt IN TWO WEEKS will announce Two Weeks TACO achieved a GREAT PEACE DEAL. This will be news to the Iranians. The COWARDS IN congress will find their balls and save TACO further embarrassment by passing the War Powers Resolution Act and refuse his $200 billion weapons request. The Iranians will have a choice: 1) just not respond to Two Weeks TACO fictional deal, allowing Israel and Trump time to rearm and attack in 6 months. 2) OR ACCEPT the deal, BUT Bomb the shit out of Saudi oil infrastructure, including its pipeline to the Red Sea. Open the Straits to all tankers with $1 million toll, which the Gulf states can extract payment from the US.

      03/26/26 7:35 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      The Trump War by the numbers

      Demented doesn’t care about the number of soldiers killed by his stupid war. Demented doesn’t care about the 160 little girls killed by his stupid war. Demented does really care about his money. Demented’s stupid stock is down 50 percent in the past six months. If he doesn’t end his stupid war, then the Gulf States will stop sending his family bribes. When gas prices increase inflation by 5 percent, the Repug numbers for the midterms will be terminal.

      As Demented says, the pain will be worth it.

      03/26/26 9:09 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Frank Zappa noticed the federal government was the entertainment division of the Military Surveillance Industrial Complex. The clown show of the Donne Dementia antiwar anti- surveillance administration confirms that observation.

      03/26/26 11:13 PM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      I think Cezar Chavez’s NIL is now up for bidding. I suggest a chain of chicano bars with the motto: Underage Girls Are Allowed.

      03/27/26 8:30 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Israel’s Greatest Threat: Demented’s Attention Span

      Time is running out on Israel. Sleepy Demented is already very tired of the Trump War. The senile old freak can’t keep his eyes open during war briefings. Demented doesn’t go a day without trying to convince himself that the Trump War is won. Tik tok, Nuttyyahoo.

      Give it two weeks.

      03/27/26 8:36 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Iran controls its playground

      Forget the great invader Pentagon war planners. Iran is following playground rules: when faced by a bully, punch him in his fat gut. The bully always backs down.

      03/27/26 9:20 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Benedick Donald

      Iran and Russia now earn DOUBLE THE PRICE OF OIL since Demented started his war.

      03/27/26 2:20 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Dummies Guide to American Politics

      A casual reader of American history will come to the conclusion that since 1963 the government is really run by some rich fuckers behind the curtains who want to kill you.

      03/27/26 4:21 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Demented’s Blood Pressure tracks the Price of OIL

      $114 today. When it hits $150, Demented will stroke out.

      03/27/26 6:01 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Demented WAR Tanking the US

      The odds are greater the MAGA Repug Party will be outlawed as a national security threat than oil prices will be less than $150 by June. Demented’s rich supporters are the ones losing the most money in the stock market, but his dumbass MAGGOTS are the ones feeling the gas pains.

      03/28/26 9:14 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      The MAGA Fascists Face the Same Fate of the Nazi Fascists

      They lost when they ran out of gas.

      03/28/26 9:38 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      More Repeat History Lessons

      When JFK gave directions to bug out of Vietnam, the MIC/CIA said “Who does this guy think he is” and decided he was a threat to national security (haha) but really a threat to their power. Forward 73 years, Donnie Demented is in quagmire. His MAGGOTS are screaming Amerika First and about the price of gas and food and rent and… But if DD gives orders to bug out of the Trump War, what will the powers-that-be say or do about that?

      03/28/26 10:36 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Demented Golfs while the Gulf Burns

      Leave it to the biggest and fattest POS that ever played golf while he sends Amerikans to their deaths to fight for Israel. While his dumbass MAGGOTS gladly pay $4 a gallon, the POS sticks taxpayers to pay his golf bills— approaching $140 million.

      03/28/26 3:34 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Demented’s Art of the Steal

      Donnie Dumbass tried to pull his usual con by playing countries for contractor suckers. DD had no intention of paying for the mess he created. He thought he could stick these rubes with the bill. Notice he now claims Amerika doesn’t need the Straits. Let them pay the Iranian toll to allow oil to flow. But Donnie Dumbass is stuck. The bill is coming due as the stock market crashes and oil heads for $150.

      03/28/26 5:59 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      OILYGARCHS who created this oil mess are getting their rewards.

      The top 10% of richest Americans own roughly 87% to 93% of all household-held stocks, reaching record-high levels of concentration in recent years. While over half of U.S. households own some stock, the top 1% alone owns nearly half, emphasizing a massive gap between the wealthiest investors and the bottom 90%.

      03/28/26 6:11 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      From the latest bizarre statements of HeadUpHis Ass, Rubio, and Donnie Dementia it is evident they now realize they are totally screwed by their incompetence. They have a month at best before the US and most of the world’s economy goes down like DJT stock.

      Iran just has to sit back and watch it crash.

      03/28/26 6:17 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      While it has been assumed Putin was controlling Demented, it is known Nuttyyahoo and Kushner are controlling the dimwit. Nuttyyahoo has blown every off-ramp for Demented. Demented’s only off-ramp left is resign and get-out-of jail pardon from Vance.

      03/28/26 8:32 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Peter’s Peace Prezidunce Genius Straits Strategy

      Demented is planning to mine the Straits so no Oil can get through. That will really hurt Iran’s plan to make millions off India and China.

      03/28/26 9:23 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      That imminent threat Donnie Dumbass feared was the midterms. Donnie Dumbass thought a quick victory in Iran would give the Repugs a victory in November. Nuttyyahoo fooled Donnie Dumbass that all he had to do was decapitate the Iranian leader. Right now Dumbass is thinking his only way out of his mess is to do the same to Nuttyyahoo. Missiles look all the same, right? But then some rat in the Department of War will go to the media.

      Time is against Donnie Dumbass. Hell, even the American Conservative is against this loser war. The midterms are looking worse as gas prices head for $5. Iran is rebuilding its drone and missiles arsenal. Putin is squeezing the clown’s little balls, giving Iran all it wants. Iran will not negotiate with Dumbass. Vance knows his political fortunes are going down in flames as he is attached to this loser. The 25th is his only way out. Vance was always a backstabber.

      03/29/26 8:41 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      When the Dems win in November they are going to honor Trump by renaming Arlington National Cemetery the Trump National Cemetery and Dover Airbase as the Trump Suckers and Losers Depository.

      Trump will resign if he has to spend his weekends at Dover when he could be golfing.

      03/29/26 9:25 AM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      No more Kings! is ridiculous participatory distraction for the sheeple. What about No more Religious Insanity? The American sheeple have given Israel carte blanche to fulfill their corny Biblical destiny of owning all of the Middle East.
      The preposterous and idiotic premise of THE HAIL MARY PROJECT film is thrilling the sheeple and giving them……..”hope”. Such a premise used to be reserved for comic books and graphic novels so it figures.

      03/29/26 10:29 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      MAGA HARD DRIVE CRASH

      When one speaks with a hardcore Donnie Dumbass supporter, one quickly learns their knowledge of events is as deep as an Arizona lake these days. This is because their brains have limited storage space on their hard drive. You can test this problem by overloading hard drive capacity by quickly asking series of questions like— Why has the Prezidunce lied about being America First, —Why is your Prezidunce causing your gas bill to double, —Why is your Prezidunce spending $140,000,000 to play golf in Florida when you can’t afford to shop at Walmart, —Why is your Prezidunce taking away your Medicare insurance. This will cause the MAGGOT’s hard drive to crash. Rebooting will take approximately 3 to 5 minutes, during which you can draw “ Idiot” on their foreheads. This will alert others not to waste their time on them.

      03/29/26 11:21 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Donnie Dementia’s Dunkirk 2.0 MAGA: Marines Are Going Away

      Stranding thousands of Marines on the beach for 2 to 4 weeks will only get thousands killed. It will also kill MAGA when the two-faced politicos dump Trump and his cult as quickly as he dumps his wives. VD Dance will call for a mass evacuation ala Dunkirk 2.0. and then claim he has arranged for peace in our time. DD will be wearing a strait-jacket like Rudy Hess. Demoted HeadUpHisAss will go to military prison for war crimes.

      03/29/26 9:36 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      It’s not a war crime when the Prezidunce doesn’t call it a war

      Donnie Dementia acting real tough guy : if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately ‘Open for Business,’ we will conclude our lovely ‘stay’ in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island (and possibly all desalinization plants!), which we have purposefully not yet ‘touched.’ This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime’s 47 year ‘Reign of Terror.’”

      Yea, like he said.

      03/30/26 8:42 AM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      Bauer: Where is all your hoped for accountability going to come from? Not Trump’s supporters. Not the so called adversarial party. “Bombing our little hearts out”, is 99% approved by America. People gawk and say it is……….God’s Will. Let Jesus finally appear. We’re behind on our car payments so we’re all in!

      03/30/26 9:56 AM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      What needs to happen! Trump says he doesn’t need permission from Spain to use its bases to launch attacks it can just take them over if he decides to. What about Spain saying. “If you try to fly onto our bases after we have prohibited you from doing so we will shoot your planes down and that includes Air Force One. Now THAT!!! might stop the insane Trump or cause his military jackals to pause. It will take a so called friendly foreign nation to do what has to be done- force Trump to back down or suffer truly devastating consequences. Would the sheeple still rally behind Hegseth and Trump if Spain went to war against the USA? Doubtful.

      03/30/26 11:01 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Talking Dead Man-child Walking

      Donnie Dementia talked shite about an American War Hero who recently died. As a result DD has given tacit approval to talk shite about him, given he has at most three years left before his heart does a standing broad jump out of his chest. DD won’t care. He knows he ain’t going to heaven. At least he will be remembered.

      03/30/26 3:11 PM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      I’ll disagree Bauer. The Trump idiots will go down with the ship – if indeed it is headed for a whirlpool- not out of some deep loyalty or conviction but because their psychic life jacket is made of perforated cardboard

      03/30/26 4:25 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      From Hitler to Jim Jones, the cult leader joins the cult as he leads them to their death. Not this time, folks. Donnie Dementia started the Iran War to destroy what is left of the MAGA CULT. But DD has no death wish and no intention of going down with the ships in the Straits of Hormuz. Whatever you can imagine this freak will do to save himself, you can bet he will try. If boots hit the ground in Iraq in some disaster secret mission to rival Jimmy Carter’s disaster to retrieve the US hostages, MAGA is dead. When the bodies of fallen Marines land in Dover, DD will blame the military for making him look bad. Traitors sabotaged the mission.

      DD’s approval polls are falling below 30 %. The Cult is burning and will take the House with it. One would think these idiots could have imagined this outcome. But you will never go broke by underestimating the intelligence of the idiots who voted for this freak.

      03/30/26 5:35 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      TACO TUESDAY

      The orange clown told aides he’s willing to end the U.S. military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed, administration officials said, likely extending Tehran’s firm grip on the waterway and leaving a complex operation to reopen it for a later date.

      In recent days, the Orange clown and his aides assessed that a mission to pry open the chokepoint would push the conflict beyond his timeline of four to six weeks…or two weeks.

      You know things are bad when MAGA realizes TACO TUESDAY will be every day for the next three years.

      03/31/26 7:41 AM | Comment Link

    • John Poole said...

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      Trump is checking out if any of Saddam’s old buddies are still around in Iraq who were part of blowing up Kuwait’s oil wells. He’s hoping they might have suggestions, hints or tactics they they used that worked best so he can apply them on Kharg Island

      03/31/26 10:02 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      MAGA dumping the Trump War Party

      Remember when General Bonespurs sent MAGA to attack the Capitol in hopes of overthrowing the government and starting a new Civil War? Well, the war TRUMP started with Israel First has lost the US Civil War.

      MAGA has run out of cheap gas. Prices are over $4.29, heading for $5. MAGA- maggots are gas angry. And MARGE GREENE MAGA morons don’t want to sacrifice their sons for Drumpf’s Suckers and Losers Dover Depository.

      MAGA morons don’t know much, but they know when they are getting screwed at the pump. Hey MAGA, PUMP and Dump Trump.

      03/31/26 10:31 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      MAGA Night of the Long Knives

      MAGA Civil War is looming between the Amerika First Wing and the Israel FIRST TrumpEPSTEIN PedoProtector Wing. As Lady Graham is the Israel First leader, don’t be surprised if JD Vance catches LL in an embarrassing sex scandal when the long knives are out for him.

      03/31/26 11:46 AM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Since this dumbass administration refuses to call 35,000 bombings of IRAN a WAR, as if SPECIAL MILITARY OP makes a difference, let US adopt that tactic and call them the MAGA Israel First PedoProtector Wing and TACO as its leader. Mad Men Truth in Advertising.

      03/31/26 12:08 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      ARE ALL MAGA FASCISTS WHACK OFF JOBS?

      Peoples forget the Nazi fascists were into some really sick sex shite, but THE MAGA fascists got them beat It wasn’t enough for Drumpf to get spanked by pawn stars, his ilk just got caught in even more bizarre fetishes. The busty husband of Puppy killer Kristi likes dressing up in women’s bras and gets off online. Imagine Lady Lindseedy has an online affair. When we knew they were whack jobs, we really didn’t know how off we were.

      03/31/26 2:44 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      Trump’s War Mission Accomplished: make money for the oilygarchs

      White House senior staff and administration officials are discussing the possibility that oil prices climb to a record $150 per barrel as the Iran war drags into its second month.

      They are hoping for $200.

      03/31/26 7:20 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      TACO IN TWO WEEKS

      THE STOCK MARKET bet on TACO Trump, who said securing the strait is “not for us” and estimated that the U.S. will be done attacking Iran in two to three weeks. Trump said the U.S. “will not have anything to do with” what happens in the strait, instead telling reporters that the responsibility for keeping the vital waterway open will rest with countries that rely on it.

      03/31/26 7:29 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      “Tehran can create fear and temporary disruption, but it has never shown the ability to permanently close the waterway against determined naval opposition and the right strategic response.”

      TACO says he is leaving the war in two weeks. Where is this determined naval opposition and right strategic response you speak of, pal?

      03/31/26 8:42 PM | Comment Link

    • Rich Bauer said...

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      TACO TWO WEEKS TARRED AND FEATHERED

      MAGA must feel pretty stupid right about now for believing TACO TWO WEEKS. Yes, Faux News business model depends on it, but there is a limit. How can it spin this Iran disaster to its dumbass MAGA viewers? Failure in less than a month. It took US ten years to fail in Vietnam.

      This is how it will happen: Head UpHis Ass will be blamed for not giving TACO TWO WEEKS the right information. How would he know Iran would shoot missiles at the UAE, Saudi and the other sandlots housing US bases? Close the Hormuz Strait? Even DNI or is it DNR Tulsi couldn’t predict that.

      The MAGGOTS are looking for someone to burn in oil. THAT SOMEONE MAY BE TACO TWO WEEKS, TARRED AND FEATHERED.

      03/31/26 10:50 PM | Comment Link

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