NATO: Over 2400 Airstrikes Made Against Libya

May 12, 2011

Tags: airstrikes, Ban Ki-Moon, Gaddafi, Libya, NATO, UN
Posted in: Democracy, Military, Other Ideas

Good news in today as NATO announced they had conducted over 2400 airstrikes for freedom against Libya since the party began on March 31.

So far the strikes have killed at least one Gaddafi kid, which furthers the humanitarian mission of the bombings. In addition, according to the Libyan state news agency one of latest sites hit by NATO was the North Korean Embassy in Tripoli which we bombed just because we’re freaking NATO and we could. Suck on That, People We Don’t Like.

Meanwhile, the Libyan rebels, whose names and backgrounds are still harder to find than an atheist in a foxhole, keep having victories in towns somewhere, until they all die or the West gets bored with this war and switches back to air strikes against the cast of Dancing with the Stars (which I would support on humanitarian grounds).

Also, UN pussy peace-monger Ban Ki-Moon called for “an immediate, verifiable ceasefire” in Libya and demanded unimpeded access for humanitarian workers there. This might matter because the “intervention” in Libya was originally sponsored by the UN, but, naw, we’ll just ignore them.

Go watch Dancing with the Stars Ban Ki-Moon and leave our fun war alone!

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