• Obama to Apologize to Afghanistan Again, and Again, and…

    February 28, 2012

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    Posted in: Afghanistan, Iraq

    Yo Reggie, wassup? Michelle is out of town, you up for some hoops?

    Maybe later Mr. President. It looks like you may need to apologize again to Afghanistan. On Saturday, an Afghan employee of the Interior Ministry shot two U.S. officers inside the ministry’s Kabul headquarters, then walked out unmolested. On Sunday, a protester threw a grenade at a group of American troops, injuring six. It is all getting worse sir, not better.

    What? Didn’t I already apologize for the Koran bonfire thing? What more can I say? I even called that joker Karzai and said I’m sorry.

    Yes sir, that’s part of the problem. It seems that most Afghans do not like him or trust him. Since he won election through a rigged process the US silently endorsed, he isn’t as popular there as we like to think.

    Got it, kinda a Romney-like dude.

    I guess sir. Anyway sir, we’ve done some research, and it seems the Afghanis would like you yo apologize for a few more things before they’ll settle down. I’ve made a list:

    Sorry we invaded your country, occupied it and kept a war going there for almost twelve years. We used to call it a war of liberation but it seems what you’d mostly like is for us to leave.

    Sorry we’re too much of a bully to allow you to choose your own futures.

    Sorry that we’ve mucked things up so bad you now prefer the Taliban.

    Sorry that that war includes secret prisons, renditions and torture while we claim we are bringing democracy.

    Sorry we abused your people at the same prison we burned the Korans.

    Sorry about the Afghans who will never leave Guantanamo (alive).

    Really sorry about all those women, children, old people and wedding guests our drones keep wiping out going after al Qaeda number 3 every other week.

    Sorry that according to the UN, Afghan civilian deaths in our war have hit a five year high, though actually the deaths are probably higher than even those recorded.

    Sorry that over the course of 12 years the war has also spread into Pakistan.

    Sorry that it was us that actually armed the Taliban in the 1980’s, called them freedom fighters and invited them to the Reagan White House.

    Sorry our army is still squatting on your country, with over 90,000 troops still in-country.

    Sorry our Marines peed on your dead.

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    • jhoover said...


      روى البخاري (4988) عن أَنَس بْن مَالِكٍ رضي الله عنه ( أن عثمان بن عفان رضي الله عنه لما أمر بنسخ المصاحف َأَرْسَلَ إِلَى كُلِّ أُفُقٍ بِمُصْحَفٍ مِمَّا نَسَخُوا ، وَأَمَرَ بِمَا سِوَاهُ مِنْ الْقُرْآنِ فِي كُلِّ صَحِيفَةٍ أَوْ مُصْحَفٍ أَنْ يُحْرَقَ ) .

      قَالَ اِبْن بَطَّال : ” فِي هَذَا الْحَدِيث جَوَاز تَحْرِيق الْكُتُب الَّتِي فِيهَا اِسْم اللَّه بِالنَّارِ ، وَأَنَّ ذَلِكَ إِكْرَام لَهَا ، وَصَوْن عَنْ وَطْئِهَا بِالْأَقْدَامِ . وَقَدْ أَخْرَجَ عَبْد الرَّزَّاق مِنْ طَرِيق طَاوُسٍ أَنَّهُ كَانَ يُحَرِّق الرَّسَائِل الَّتِي فِيهَا الْبَسْمَلَة إِذَا اِجْتَمَعَتْ ، وَكَذَا فَعَلَ عُرْوَة ” انتهى من “فتح الباري” .

      — بعبارة أخرى: الأمريكان يطبقون الفقه الإسلامي بحق المصاحف، والمسلمون يمتنعون!

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