Counterinsurgency Tips: A New Series

February 21, 2012 // 3 Comments »

Well, it looks like my previous posting of counterinsurgency tips was not enough, as some ‘Mericans a’fightin’ the ever-lasting gobsmacker of a war in Afghanistan just thought it would be OK to burn ’em up a bunch of unneeded Korans. This is a perfectly normal kind of mistake, since Americans always burn unneeded flags bibles garbage.

A Western military official said the Korans were removed from a library at a detention center because they contained extremist messages. The reporters covering this story had no curiosity about exactly what that meant and so did not ask any questions as they took down dictation from the White House.

One more fucking time now, and pay attention:

Burning Korans is bad.

Using Nazi symbolism is bad:

Peeing on Taliban, also bad.

It all reminds people of this:

Any questions, please see your chain of command for more information! Otherwise, continue to follow the plan of the day.

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